Its like the 90s all over again

 Apologies for the late post. A friend of mine got me all distracted with an amusing chat room. So, instead of a regular update, I thought I would show you some of the highlights.

Note: My legal adviser has suggested I change the names of those involved.

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Shorty: I had a dream i was a little girl and I failed my colege level astronamy test.

Shorty: it was a weird dream.

Xina: haha, best dream ever

Shorty: the teacher told me it was because i had add

Xina: I had a dream that Jabba the Hutt stole Ghandi's new girlfriend who
 happened to be a girl I hated in high school and I had to go rescue her from the
 sea

President Obama: I dreamt I was swimming with two people, but idk why

Shorty: actually the dream i had last night was better

Shorty: i was on the top floor of a highrise and i set a bunch of traps to catch the
 zombies comming up the stairs looking for me

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President Obama: Buying pic of girl on girl action.

Xina: at work?

Xina: Barack?

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Standard: So, what brings everyone onto the chat room today?

Xina: me

Xina: I made them do it

Xina: because I have nothing to do at work

Standard: Ahh, I see... You would              

Xina: indeed, and I did

James: Lies. I came because a decrepit old man in an allley once told me that if I
 didn't join this chat on this date at this time, the world would end

Ditzgookey: Punk'd

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Xina: I"m a tiger

Shorty: i'm a puma

Shorty: vroom vroom

Ditzgookey: stop making up mythical animals.

James: I am a manticore

James: ...I have no idea what sound they make

Shorty: pew pew.

James: good enough

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Xina: fetal humans and a whiskey sour please?

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Well, there are a few of the highlights. Here is to hoping it doesn't distract me tomorrow.