Hello folks, and a happy Thirsty Thursday to you!
Drink:
Scewdriver
Recipe:
1.5 oz Vodka
6 oz Orange Juice
Add Vodka to ice filled glass and top with Orange Juice.
Description:
Pretty straight forward drink here today. Just thought, with it being cold and flu season and all, it might be a good idea to throw in a drink with come good ole vitamin C.
Variants:
Poor Man's Screwdriver: Replace orange juice with an orange flavored drink such as Gatorade. This variant has less flu and cold fighting properties, but should come in handy to hydrate you during rigorous exercise.
Tang Banger: Replace orange juice with Tang. Honestly, it tastes aweful, but the name is funny enough I don't even care.
There are about a hundred other variants, all of them sexual inuendos involving the liquor added and the word "screw". I will leave you to look those up on your own.
...I would like to make an important comment on this on behalf of the medical and scientific community:
ReplyDeleteDO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE. AS MUCH VITAMIN C IS IN THAT SCREWDRIVER, IT WILL NOT PREVENT OR HELP CURE ANY VIRUSES OR BACTERIA IN YOUR SYSTEM FROM COLD AND FLU SEASON.
Thank you.
NERD!
ReplyDeleteTim, you're a doll and you are one of my personal heroes. I'm just suggesting that people not use a Screwdriver to cure, remedy, or prevent their cold. It will weaken their immune system. And I'm too worried about the world taking advice from the internet. Especially from Mr. James Harper. :P
ReplyDeleteIt might not help with your cold of flu, but if you drink enough of them, you sure as hell won't care that you are sick.
ReplyDelete...I can't argue with that...
ReplyDeleteONCE AGAIN, I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED BY SOUND LOGIC! DAMN YOU!
Haha, most definitely one of my faves.
ReplyDelete...Hell, forget the orange juice even. :P