Name: James Harper
Position: Writer
Favorite Drink: Whiskey Sour
Bio: The man, the legend, James Harper has seen and done more in his few decades on this earth then most could do in a century. At 24, he has already been: a white collar cubicle dweller and an apron sporting sandwich assembler, an amoral betrayer of his friends and a helpless victim of betrayal, a vilified enemy and an exalted champion, a hopeless drunken burden and a cautious DD to those who have had a few too many, the shining scholar and the hopeless dropout.
Oh yeah, and he once road a flaming fridge down a hill. He did it for the children.
Name: Jim Hutchenson
Position: Editor
Favorite Drink: Dry Martini
Bio: Jim is SFT's (state mandated) editor. He splits his time between avoiding potential lawsuits and bailing James out of jail. He aspires to be an editor for the New York times, but given his (admittedly reluctant) involvement with SFT, such a goal is likely now unreachable.
Name: Tim McGookey
Position: Union Representative
Favorite Drink: Old Fashioned
Bio: Union Representative for Local Chapter 482 of the Drunken Vagrants Union, Mr. McGookey ensures that the rights and privileges of those working the debauchery market go unmolested. 
Name: Brian 'Doc' Shank
Position: Ethical Advisor
Favorite Drink: Whiskey Sour (mixed with premium whiskey), among others.
Bio: Entrepreneur, traveler, drinker, technician, expert caravan pilot, and, perhaps most important of all, philosopher, Doc offers occasional advice related to ethics and lifestyle choices, and is the creator and maintainer of The Rules.
