Wednesday, March 9th

Today is a very important day. A day of prayer, of spiritual reflection, of confession...

...and, uh, dirty foreheads I guess?

Many of you will spend some time today in a place of worship, thanking the heavens that such a glorious day was visited upon the earth so long ago. This is good, and this is right. For on this day, many moons ago...

I was born.

Editor's note: Happy Birthday James, I got you BUCKETS FULL OF HATEMAIL FROM OFFENDED CHRISTIANS. Good work, you hack.