Updates: It's like your eyes are having an orgasm.

Hey there folks, and a happy Friday to you.

1. New Moon

I am going to go ahead and get this shit out of the way: New Moon is a declaration of war against American Cinema.

More importantly than that though, this movie have some very troubling themes and undertones that I am not sure we should be comfortable with instilling in the young girls across the nation.

Anti-Feminism has never looked so moody.

Basically, the plot goes down like this: Vacant, one dimensional female lead is left by her sparkly, stalker/murderer/pedophile boyfriend (who happens to be a vampire, but not the cool kind), and because she is nothing without him, becomes depressed and begins excessive thrill seeking behavior. She gains some solace by leading on a werewolf (but not the cool kind) with anger management issues, but immediately dumps him when she realizes her beloved sparkly, stalker/murderer/pedophile boyfriend is in trouble. But its all ok, because she ends up with with her sparkly, stalker/murderer/pedophile boyfriend in the end, and that's all that matters.

2. The book of faces

Just wanted to give a quick thank you to everyone who became a fan of the Somewhat Funny Facebook Page. Its your go to source for everything SFT (next to, you know, the actual blog), and also allows you to discuss important topics with other fans (last night we had a rousing discussion on ladies' bosoms).

So, if you haven't joned yet, be sure to do so.

Or I will find you.