Q: Been arrested?
In my defense, I had no idea Mexico even had a "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor" law.
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
...last time I leave my drink unattended.
Q: you like/love someone?
Oh Gerard Butler, your well toned and oiled chest makes my heart...
...I mean, uh, damn.
Q: Held a snake?
Women have referred to it as such I suppose.
Q: Been suspended from school?
In my defense, I had no idea that high school even had a "Contributing to the delinquency of a minor" rule.
Q: Been fired from a job?
Once
Q: Sang karaoke?
From time to time.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I really wish I could say no to this, but the 400 hours of community service I still have to do is too sharp a reminder.
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
Yeah it's happened.
Q: Kissed in the rain?
Yeah
Q: Sat on a roof top?
Yours.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Once.
I hung the mutilated corpse of the perpetrator on my deck to dissuade others who might try.
Q: Broken a bone?
Not one of mine.
Q: Played a prank on someone?
...who do you think you are talking to?
Q: Donated Blood?
Not voluntarily.
Q: Had your heart broken?
Yeah.
Q: Broken someone's heart?
A few times.
I find a curved knife works best...
"Who was your last?"
1. You hung out with?
Gents from school.
2. You texted?
Gerard.
P.S. If you are reading this, start answering me already! Getting your number wasn't easy, so you could it least make it worth the effort!
3. You were in a car with?
Myself
4. Went to the movies with?
A different set of gents from school.
5. Went to the mall with?
My resume.
On a related note, the economy can suck my engorged genitalia.
6. You talked on the phone with?
Gerard's voicemail.
7. Made you laugh?
The news.
8. You hugged?
The security guard at the mall, as a way of trying to apologize for tackling him and stealing his segway.
Related Note: Never start the night with a Four Horsemen unless you have a friend who can post bail.
10. You cried with?
The Reverend Jack Daniels
WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Tongue...
...~winks~ ladies.
2. Be serious or be funny?
....really?
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Whole goes better in a Brandy Milk Punch
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
I don't care much how I die.
As long as I have a valid reason to shout "There is too many of them!" when it happens.
Which goes more with getting shot I suppose...
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