Part 1
So, here I am with a box of condoms I have no need for. I can't return them without looking like a jackass, I am sure as hell not going to throw away something that cost me that much (for those of you not in the know, the price of not having a baby is pretty high), and it doesn't look like I am going to be using them in the foreseeable future. I relate my dilemma to a friend, who advises me on several possible courses of action:
1. Wishful Thinking Option: Hang on to them, you know, just in case.
2. Good Samaritan Option: Give them to a friend who needs them.
3. Thrifty Option: Find someone who will put them to use, and sell them off.
You know its not a good situation when the best advice someone can give you is to be desperate, creepy, or a secondhand prophylactics dealer.
Anyway, the action should be up on ebay later today, so get those credit cards ready!
Did you ever open the box?
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering. No balloons or anything?