Hello Internet. Ready to have you delicate sensibilities rocked?
No, I know you are immune to nudity by now.
For most of us, the dead are to be respected. We treat their remains with the utmost care, we bury them is places considered hallowed, and we shun those who would speak ill of them. Even if we were all pretty sure they were into kids.
Too soon?
One growing form of caring for our dead is cremation, where we burn them down to a small amount of ash and store it prominently in elegant containers.
Or ones that look like pacman enemies, you know, whatever.
That is right folks, over here they are working on a project to encase the remains of your loved ones in a novelty ghost. Never again will you have to explain where Grandpa went to your young child, just point to this on the mantel and they have more then enough clues to figure it out themselves.
They also come with QR codes, apparently.
No more having to sift through Great Uncle Theo's old Gateway to go through his vintage porn collection. Now you can just hook that bitch up to the net, flip over his urn, whip out your smartphone and fap away!
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