The Fifth Rule

I think it is time for a little more wisdom.

Rule Number Five:

Stop and smell the roses… No REALLY SMELL THEM!

 

When did you last enjoy the smell of a rose? People say this all the time to tell you to slow down and enjoy life… well who has time to do that? Good Grief if I had time to enjoy life my name would be Gates or Rockefeller or Sheik something… the rest of us have to work for a living, and take care of the kids and get some exercise (yeah right) and get the car tuned up, and who knows what else, but… maybe even if we cant stop to spend a day in a daisy patch we should slow down in the super market and sniff a flower, I mean if life doesn’t have some pretty smelling moments, quiet times that put smiles on your face then maybe you do need to join a monastery in Madrid somewhere! So stop, smell a flower, hug a baby and maybe even give a bum a dime to buy a beer with I mean everyone should take even a few seconds to enjoy life and if you’re not doing it… you’re doing it wrong.

In today's idiotically fast paced world, with all the work, chores, kinky foursomes, child rearing, contract killing, errands, and illegal street racing, it can be tough to find a few moments to just slow down and relax (even harder if, when those moments come along, you are to wound up on nostril candy to take advantage of them). However, with all the stresses of life, from bills to possible STIs, its more important then ever to take a little break every once in a while.

Ringo and his mustache demand it.