Hello folks, and a happy (belated) Thirsty Thursday to you.
Drink:
Recipe:
1/2 pint Newcastle
1 shot Wild Turkey
Drop shot of Wild Turkey into Newcastle, then chug.
Description:
I know what you are probably thinking, and you're right, this drink seems nothing like a traditional Thanksgiving dinner.
Like this, only not at all
However, if you stop and think about it for a moment, it all starts to come together; Hours of tense and elaborate meal preparation, miles and miles of travel, countless relatives grating at your nerves, the horror of Black Friday Christmas shopping looming over your head....
Clearly, a Thanksgiving Dinner is the only way you are going to be able to tolerate a Thanksgiving Dinner.
Variants:
There are quite a few other drinks bearing the holiday name, but quite frankly none of them have the FTT* raising effects of the Thanksgiving Dinner.
*Family Time Tolerance
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