Desire:
A nice cigar to unwind after a long day.
Idea:
Purchase a Churchill reject from the local smoke shop
Seemed Good Because:
Well, when I got in there I realized I only had two bucks in my wallet, and I really didn't want to go hit an ATM. Figured that some of the smaller varieties of Acids only cost a couple of buck, so I should be good. Of course, just my luck, the selection is crap and the cheapest Acid is seven bucks.
But lo, there is a full sized cigar for only $1.67!
Actually Terrible Because:
It tasted like getting punched in the mouth by Winston Churchill while he told you about his sexual conquest of your mother.
Moral of the Story:
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