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Friday, November 13, 2009

Churchill Reject

Desire:

A nice cigar to unwind after a long day.

Idea:

Purchase a Churchill reject from the local smoke shop

Seemed Good Because:

Well, when I got in there I realized I only had two bucks in my wallet, and I really didn't want to go hit an ATM. Figured that some of the smaller varieties of Acids only cost a couple of buck, so I should be good. Of course, just my luck, the selection is crap and the cheapest Acid is seven bucks.

But lo, there is a full sized cigar for only $1.67!

Actually Terrible Because:

It tasted like getting punched in the mouth by Winston Churchill while he told you about his sexual conquest of your mother.

Moral of the Story:

Some day, I will learn to stop skimping on my vices.

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