Santorum

Happy Thirsty Thursday everyone! This week's drink is brought to you in honor of Rick Santorum finally realizing that pulling out is not a sin.

Drink:

Santorum

Recipe:

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1 shot Orange Vodka
1 dash Bitters
Chocolate Flakes

Shake Baileys Irish Cream and Orange Vodka over ice. Pour into a cocktail glass. Add dash of Bitters, garnish with Chocolate Flakes, and serve.

Description:

Created by some clever barkeeps in Brooklyn, this drink is named for a filthy, disgusting affront to morality and good taste, and also the byproduct of anal sex. 

While they freely disclose the contents, the clever bartenders seem not to have shared the recipe (not that I can find anyway), so the above is simply my best guess. Given that they don't let me in Brooklyn anymore (long story), I have not tried the original.

Despite its stomach-churning namesake (as well as the whole anal sex thing), the Santorum is a sweet, pleasant drink, sure to please anyone who loves both milkshakes and booze.

Variants: 

Like I said before, I don't know how the creators make theirs. Want the real deal? Guess it is time to take a trip.