The Second Rule

In honor of Doc's heroic acquisition of a new home, I felt it was time to once again feature his transcendent wisdom.

Rule Number Two:

Its amazing what someone will do for a good piece of ass
 

Think about it why would any man put the toilet seat down, EVER? He wants to please a woman… the good Lord said, “Go forth and multiply” and he made sure we would by making it something we will do almost anything for! In fact, there is almost no better feeling except maybe the hug of a baby, or watching a sunrise, with a good cup of coffee. Almost everything you do can be attributed to the desire to have sex (don’t test me on this (See rule #3)), and almost every time you see someone doing something goofy, extremely difficult, embarrassing, or just plain dumb, chances are they are trying to get laid.

First and foremost, I want to address what I find to be a common misconception about this rule (Doc, please feel free to correct me if I am off base): The rule reads "Its amazing what someone will do for a good piece of ass", not "People will do ANYTHING for a good piece of ass". The difference isn't just semantics; this rule points out that people are often willing to do things they otherwise wouldn't when motivated by sex, not that sex will eliminate any and all moral, ethical, and rational restraint they may have.

That being said, it really IS amazing what someone will do for a good piece of ass. I have seen many men and women do hilariously ill advised things to get a little action from the opposite sex (or the same, depending on how they roll. Despite the rule reading like its all about guys pursuing girls, in my experience it comes into play regardless of gender or sexual orientation). Hell, its the best explanation for some of the reckless things I do.

If only it had worked...