Shots!

 Notice: Crunk Juice recipe not included

Drink:

Jager-Bombs

Recipe:

1/2 can Red Bull

1 shot Jagermeister

Pour RedBull into a highball glass, drop in shot of Jager and chug.

Description:

Class in a glass

Hey, what is douchier then doing shots of Jager?

Oh, oh, oh, I know! Adding RedBull!

Drink:

Lemon Drop

Recipe:

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Lemon Juice

Pour ingredients into shot glass, then consume.

Description:

 Not the same sugary treat you might remember

Man, I love how fucked up Vodka makes me, but I am too cheap to buy Vodka that doesn't taste like shame and failure.

Oh, oh, oh, I know! I will mix it with lemon juice and then drink it really fast!

Drink:

Buttery Nipple

Recipe:

1 oz Buttershots

1/2 oz Irish Creme

Pour ingredients into shot glass, then consume.

Description:

 No, Lil Jon is not just being crude. Its an actual thing.

My friends keep ragging on me for being a pansy when I take a shot. Its not my fault I gag and have to chase it with a sip of my cosmo!

Oh, oh, oh, I know! I will do a shot of slightly alcoholic coffee creamer!

Drink:

Jello Shots

Recipe:

1 package jello

1 cup boiling water

1 cup rum

Prepare jello according to package instructions, substituting rum for a potion of the called for water. Chill until solidified and consume.

Description:

 Any excuse to use this picture.

Any.

Alas, I do miss the days of my youth. Frolicking in the green grass for hours, not a care in the world. If only there was a way to recapture that feeling. Aha! I will make jello! It was my favorite treat as a lad!

...this isn't helping as much as I thought it would.

Oh, oh, oh, I know! I will add rum! Rum makes everything better!

Drink:

Kamikaze

Recipe:

3/4 oz vodka

3/4 oz triple sec

3/4 oz sweet and sour mix

2 pinches sugar

Pour ingredients in shaker, add ice, mix, strain into shot glass and consume.

Description:

 Taste the divine wind with your friends!

Wow, this isn't a shot. This is a little glass of candy. This is going to make people question my masculinity even more then the cosmo!

Oh, oh, oh, I know! I will give it a bitching name! Like suicide bomber!

Wait, that's insensitive. No one remembers World War Two right? I will just use their version.

Drink:

Three Wise Men

Recipe:

Johnny Walker

Jim Beam

Jack Daniels

Add equal parts to shot glass. Consume. Die.

Description:

 A proud, christian tradition.

No joke here.

Don't be a pussy, go the full nine.

Drink:

Gin

Recipe:

Gin

Pour in shot glass. Consume.

Description: 

 Its like Christmas in your mouth!

You know, I really love the taste of pine tree, but my stomach just can't handle all that tree bark. 

Oh, oh, oh, I know! Gin!