WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?

Normally there would be a much more robust post, but unfortunately I have witnessed an eldritch horror that shattered my fragile human mind into a thousand shards of madness. 

I present to you, the Screaming Octopus Vibrator:

Not pictured: Something you should want

touching your genitals

I am seriously at a loss for words. There are no jokes for this. This is not comedy. This is pure horror on a level I never thought possible. 

If anyone has the mettle to try one of these, let me know what it is like getting oral from Cthulu.

A surprisingly gentle lover