Today is a day full of exciting news.
1. Party Crashers
I am sure you have all heard about it by now, but in what the right wing is no doubt considering a horrifying terrorist attack on American soil the security of the White House was recently breached during a state dinner by two uninvited guests.
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Apparently, these two insurgents were not the only ones to outfox the Secret Service that night. Carlos Allen, the publisher and owner of Hush Magazine, has been identified as a third party crasher.
Word on the street is he entered the dinner by hanging out with a delegation of Indian business men.
Unrelated incident, or the second part of a conspiracy reaching all the way back to Al Qaeda and their allies in Indian corporate entities? More tonight on the O'Reilly Factor.
2. Buried Treasure
A recent study at King's College London in the United Kingdom has suggested that there is no genetic basis for the female G-Spot and that it is likely all in ladies heads. In unrelated news, Researchers at King's College London are seeing an all time low in the frequency of their sexual encounters.
For those of you not in the know, the G-Spot is widely considered to be a spot on the front wall of a woman's vagina that generates intense pleasure (often leading to orgasm) when stimulated.
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I would like to take a moment to reassure women everywhere that despite these ridiculous claims, Somewhat Funny Things and James Harper are in full support of G-spot. If you would like proof of my support, feel free to contact me an we can arrange a private demonstration.
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."
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