Yeah, there has been a lot of this lately

So, I was writing an update and spending some time in my favorite chatroom at the same time today, and realized that whatever I was writing could not possibly be a funny as this:

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James: Xina, honey, you need to start talking to your mother before
 accusing me of sexual inexperience

Xina: James, just got off the phone with my mother.  She laughed at your
 claim of sexual power over her and claims you still lack any real sexual
 experience.

Xina: he can't confirm that you didn't talk some other gullible woman into it,
 but says that while you were there last night, she took one look and laughed.

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hot girl: Do you want something Special ? come here http://lnk.ly/os0  (18+ only)

James: oh, hey hot girl

James: hows it going?

Xina: she left, james

James: :[

Xina: and you don't really have a chance with that bot

James: yeah, totally looking to get into that scripts pants

James: I like my women full of loops and canned messages

James: nothing gets me going like a good system.out.println

Xina: :P

Your_mom_did/was/is: at least she'll never talk back

Your_mom_did/was/is: and makes WAY more sense than a regular woman

Your_mom_did/was/is: i again wish these had time stamps

Shorty: I gave your sister a time stamp

Xina: it was right above her tramp stamp

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Some day, Xina, there will be a reckoning between us. On that day, one of us shall die.