Goals for the Last Year of Mankind

Resolutions for 2012:

1. Get off the sauce.  Cut back on drinking. Limit to one drink a day. Drink.
2. Learn Gaelic.
3. Stop getting arrested. Don't spend any more time in jail. Don't end up in a cell with Clint again.
4. Find true love. Find a good woman.  Find a woman. Get laid. Budget for hookers.
5. STOP BURNING DOWN LADY GAGA'S HAUS!
6. Get a dog.
7. Quit smoking. Cut back on smoking. Find a bar that will still let me smoke inside.
8. Update SFT every day every weekday at least three times a week.