Yeah, yeah, yeah. Its been a hell of a long time since I have posted. I could give you some excuses, update you about the site, trip balls, or even tell you a story, but instead I think I am just going to dive back into it with some stories from my wonderfully illustrious career.
1.Things for your Mouth
The small grocery I work at doesn't have a liquor license, but it does have a surprisingly robust selection of beer and wine. Being a small, family owned store that prides itself in being a large part of the community, they still keep it pretty classy, making sure the beer isle is stocked with many local microbrews and the box wines are kept to a minimum.
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| Not Pictured: Class, Taste, Self Respect |
Then, one day I walk in to find a cheap looking cardboard bin in the front of the store full of Seagram's Escapes (which, if you would rather not click that link, is a line of fruity malt beverages) and a big sign declaring they would be sold 10 for $10 dollars.
Seemed a little odd, but I shrugged it off as a pitch to let people know about a new product. It would be gone in a week, and they would be set a reasonable price. Surely, this dirt cheap coed bait wouldn't be a staple display for very long, right?
That was over a month ago. Still heaped in a cheap cardboard display, still 10 for $10.
One day, it got worse.
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| ~shudder~ |
In case you were wondering, yes, those are 40s of Coors and Miller lite. Yes, they are 10 for $10. Yes, this is a mark of great shame.
2. More Things for your Mouth
Not to be outdone by hard beverages, the soft drink section at the store has a new line of health drinks that make the classiest of promises. There is one for:
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| Energy |
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| Sleep |
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| Weight Loss |
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| Stress Relief |
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| Boning Like Coked out Rabits |
Out fucking standing.
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