Instead of the traditional Thirsty Thursday post, today I thought I would round up some of the more ridiculous alcoholic products I have come across on my drunken travels.
1. Pocket Shots
So, do you need to have constant, discreet access to booze, but feel that a hip flask is just a little too classy? Well, you are in luck!
Pocket shots are, as described by their website, "...an innovative new concept that provides the consumer with “grab and go” convenient and user-friendly package for alcoholic beverages. Packaged with a distinctive shape to resemble a miniature bottle complete with bottleneck for easy pouring and a high quality sheen with bright graphics, Pocket Shot is truly the first new concept in alcohol packaging to hit shelves in North America."
That's right, now you can get your alcohol in disposable, single serve pouches. Hiding your alcoholism has never been easier!
Like the idea of pocket shots, but feel like indulging you sweet tooth while you stop the shakes? No worries, you can just crack into one of these babies.
Containing such well known liquors as Jim Bean and Grand Marnier, these dark chocolate kegs are perfect for the discreet alcoholic with a sweet tooth.
3. AWOL
Alright, lets say you love getting drunk, but aren't really a big fan of drinking. Well, first and foremost, what the hell?
Second, someone recognized your idiotic section of the market and released this contraption. It vaporized alcohol so you can breath it in instead of sucking it down. Its compared to a hooka, and claims to cause no hangovers.
Imagine the fun that you could get with pocket shots, some capri sun straws, and lots of plastic tubing. Mix your own shot anyone?
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