1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
Olympus Mons
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
I will have you know I am a classically trained lute hero.
4. Name someone who made you laugh today.
Glen Beck
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
4:47am. Someone had to develop a technology to best this abomination.
6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
1340 N. State Parkway: Chicago, Illinois, 60610-6103
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Does exploding anti-aircraft fire count?
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you on facebook?
Patrick Stuart
9. Do you believe exes can be friends?
No
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Mixes better with Jack Daniels than Coke does.
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
Probably the last time I got shot.
12. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Oh, probably Roxanne from over on Dort Highway! Wanna see?
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2. Where was your profile picture taken?
Olympus Mons
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
I will have you know I am a classically trained lute hero.
4. Name someone who made you laugh today.
Glen Beck
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
4:47am. Someone had to develop a technology to best this abomination.
6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
1340 N. State Parkway: Chicago, Illinois, 60610-6103
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Does exploding anti-aircraft fire count?
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you on facebook?
Patrick Stuart
9. Do you believe exes can be friends?
No
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Mixes better with Jack Daniels than Coke does.
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
Probably the last time I got shot.
12. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Oh, probably Roxanne from over on Dort Highway! Wanna see?
You are no fun Jim.
13. Was yesterday better than today?
God I hope so. I don't remember much of yesterday, but if it was worse then this hangover I am probably better off that way.
14. Can you live a day without TV?
Only 1?
15. Are you upset about anything?
Oh God yes!
16. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Not really.
17. Are you a bad influence?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18. Night out or night in?
Don't care, as long as there is booze.
19. What items could you not go without during the day?
Cigarette case, flask, pickaxe.
20. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My last victim. I like to check in and see how they are doing.
21. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"God damnit, did you steal my van?" -Jim
22. How do you feel about your life right now?
I could do with some more super powers.
23. Do you hate anyone?
You.
24. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find?
A notice that Gerard Butler has not accepted my request to be listed as "in a relationship" (again)
25. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Depends, are they going to be watching while I pee in the cup?
26. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Only when it was true.
27. What song is stuck in your head?
28. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Gerard.
29. Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
I might have some already? I am not sure, paternity tests are still in the pipeline.
30. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Drink
31. Do you think too much or too little?
Too much
Editor's Note: HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
33. Do you smile a lot?
I try my hardest every day.
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